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Special Offer: A Really Expensive SEO Service with lots of Guarantees!

Special Offer: A Really Expensive SEO Service with lots of Guarantees!

Are SEO special offers worth it? Especially when they come with guarantees.

  • We guarantee that you will not benefit from this service.
  • We guarantee you will be fed lots of bullshit.
  • We guarantee we won’t take a look at your actual website.
  • We guarantee that we will farm the work you don’t really need abroad and rake in lots of money in doing so.

As you might have guessed, I am not too fond of SEO companies who offer guarantees. There is no guaranteed way in Google to get to the top of the rankings other than via pay per click (PPC). Also, it will cost you.

So this silly little post is a warning and not something designed to get you running to me. I’ve given up on SEO. Well, offering SEO that is. You’ll find more on this elsewhere including on my SEO Portsmouth page.

If you have taken up a service that did offer you a guarantee, was that for organic search or PPC? Many companies hide the fact that the natural side of things are left to their own devices, while they use your money on short-term paid rankings. As soon as you pull your money, the leads will stop as your site’s web pages will no longer show when people search for your keywords.

Please be careful when signing up with any SEO; however good they look on paper.

Filed Under: Other Ramblings of an SEO, WTF SEO Blog Tagged With: Posted on: 26 February 2018

About David Edbrooke-Stainer

I am 60 and have motivational issues. Hence this site is often left for a year or two to rot. But, deep down, I am a nice person who rarely charges clients.

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